Cat Quotes

 

"If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much." - Mark Twain

"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you." - Mary Bly

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you." - Mary Bly

"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat" - Anon

"Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.'" - Rudyard Kipling, from the Just-So Stories

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English Proverb

"A meow massages the heart." - Stuart McMillan

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Anon

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Anon

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"You can't help that. We're all mad here." - The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... - T.S. Eliot

"When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?" - Montaigne

"You own a dog but you feed a cat."- Jenny de Vries

"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." - Jean Cocteau


"A meow massages the heart." - Stuart McMillan

"There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat." - Wesley Bates


"The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact." - P. G. Wodehouse

"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind." - Cleveland Amory

"Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat." - Emile Auguste Chartier

"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not." - Ernest Hemingway

"You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners." - Sir Harry Swanson

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends..." - Saki (H. H. Munro)

"The phrase domestic cat is an oxymoron." - George F. Will

"By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer." - Colette

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine


"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." - Jules Verne

"There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten." - Jules Champfleury

"If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave." - Theophile Gautier

"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of." - Sir Walter Scott

"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind." - Cleveland Amory

"You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense." - Jane Pauley

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Anon

"Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously." - Louis J. Camuti

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you." - Mary Bly

"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat" - Anon

"Cat said, 'I am not a friend, and I am not a Servant. I am the Cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.'" - Rudyard Kipling, from the Just-So Stories

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English Proverb

"A meow massages the heart." - Stuart McMillan

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Anon

"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Anon

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"You can't help that. We're all mad here." - The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... - T.S. Eliot

"When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?" - Montaigne

"You own a dog but you feed a cat."- Jenny de Vries

"I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul." - Jean Cocteau

"A meow massages the heart." - Stuart McMillan

"There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat." - Wesley Bates

"The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact." - P. G. Wodehouse

"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind." - Cleveland Amory

"Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat." - Emile Auguste Chartier

"A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not." - Ernest Hemingway


"You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners." - Sir Harry Swanson

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends..." - Saki (H. H. Munro)

"The phrase domestic cat is an oxymoron." - George F. Will

"By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer." - Colette

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through." - Jules Verne

"There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten." - Jules Champfleury

"If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave." - Theophile Gautier

"Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of." - Sir Walter Scott


"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind." - Cleveland Amory

"You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense." - Jane Pauley

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Anon

"Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously." - Louis J. Camuti